"I have been bent and broken, but — I hope — into a better shape."
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
(Source: assez-utile, via invisibooty)
I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…
I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.
I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.
Whovians are a mess.